What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 06:53
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Do you know what she said mum?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What! how could you do that?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
True - how I loved my mum!
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What do you mean son?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.